I don't care how many protein bars you eat

I don't care how many protein bars you eat

My name is Jordan. I am 24 and terrible. I am from Kent in England. I make music and like Star Trek and comics and video games. Cishet white male and exactly as boring as you'd expect. I'm saving to do a Master's degree, and I have a donate button in case anyone wants to help out (which is unlikely). Hopefully I won't need it.

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everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

nokki1:

cypheroftyr:

tiny-vessels:

achubbycupcake:

Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing
“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic

Love him.

"You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger."Praise Jesus and all the saints for him saying this because damn, most “PLUS SIZED” clothing is fugly.

Amen. The plus sized clothing out there is crazy and makes me just…


I’m not surprised he said this. Ever since the first season, when they’ve had to do garments for everyday people who aren’t models, there’s always one designer (at the very least) who flips out as though they’ve never in their life considered that people who aren’t a size 0 might wear their clothes. Tim always looks at them like he wants to drown them in a lake.

I love Tim Gunn.

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

nokki1:

cypheroftyr:

tiny-vessels:

achubbycupcake:

Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing

“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic

Love him.

"You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger."

Praise Jesus and all the saints for him saying this because damn, most “PLUS SIZED” clothing is fugly.

Amen. The plus sized clothing out there is crazy and makes me just…

I’m not surprised he said this. Ever since the first season, when they’ve had to do garments for everyday people who aren’t models, there’s always one designer (at the very least) who flips out as though they’ve never in their life considered that people who aren’t a size 0 might wear their clothes. Tim always looks at them like he wants to drown them in a lake.

I love Tim Gunn.

(via colinhanks)

neptunespresenttheclones:

high-rollin:

duchesssx:

desertmanian:

African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:

This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is. 

this is what grace is

oh….shit..

wow…

I never scroll pass this photo.. This is humanity, a lot of people can learn from this picture.

I’m whiter than Macklemore and I probably would have just let him die and maybe punched him.  Massive respect for them.

(via thegirlwhostoletheworld)

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

(via thegirlwhostoletheworld)

asylum-art:

Tibetan Buddhist monks Create Mandalas Using Millions of Grains of Sand-The Mystical Arts

Imagine the amount of patience that’s required to create such highly detailed art such as this! To promote healing and world peace, a group of Tibetan Buddhist monks, from the Drepung Loseling Monastery in India, travel the world creating incredible mandalas using millions of grains of sand. For days or even weeks, the monks spend up to eight hours a day working on one mandala sand painting, pouring multicolored grains of sand onto a shared platform until it becomes a spectacular piece of art.

 

Oh man, imagine being the one who sneezes and ruins it though.

(via ursadreams)

morrigan-disapproves:

1. which of these are real things you can encounter in the real world:

    a) a group of bisexual people?

    b) a group of dragons/mages/demons?

2. which of these can be encountered in your upcoming videogame?

    a) a group of bisexual people?

    b) a group of dragons/mages/demons?

3. which of these have you said was too unrealistic to include?

    a) a group of bisexual people?

    b) a group of dragons/mages/demons?

4. why is that?

(via thegaywardens)

Asker needleslace Asks:
Do you drink tea throughout the day or do you tend to just drink it when you have afternoon tea?
badatstuff badatstuff Said:

50s-dad:

celtic-lady:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

a-poet-and-other-things:

tray-the-tealord:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tray-the-tealord:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tray-the-tealord:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tray-the-tealord:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

YOU KNOW WHAT. I haven’t drank tea in days and days! Sometimes I’ll make a random pot here n’ there through out the day if I feel like, not always for afternoon tea. 

But no wonder I felt terrible yesterday. No tea… goodness. I’m definitely better today but not on my feet yet. Someone come put the kettle on! 

How did you survive?

I always get unbearable headaches if I don’t have at least one cup in the morning!

well OBVIOUSLY I didn’t survive all too well considering yesterday was spent in bed and on the bathroom floor praying to man-made gods of pristine ivory porcelain! I’m sure I would have had tea if I wasn’t home alone this whole time.

I will pop the kettle onto the stove in a minute, really. 

First person to suggest the microwave gets immediately banned.

MICROWAVE *BLUSTERS ANGRILY*

AMERICANS MAKE THEIR TEA IN THE MICROWAVE APPARENTLY I SAW THEM DO IT ONCE IT WAS FRIGHTENING

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

Like they plop a bag in some cold water in a big clunky mug and then they pop it in the microwave all at once o-o

I am shaking in horror… a mug even…

Tea bags, I mean who even uses those ?

I love how this is like the equivalent of horror fiction for us

It is only acceptable to microwave tea if you’ve already made it properly, then were so busy you didn’t have time to drink it, and you are poor and don’t want to waste tea…..

point one: yeah you shouldn’t microwave tea. i can’t remember exactly what it does but it fucks with it somehow. and putting the teabag in before you’ve even heated the water means it’s not gonna brew right. it’s not worth kicking up a fuss about, but it’s still the wrong way to do it.

point two: this entire thread is SO embarrassing how can anybody be that obsessed with tea and why is everyone being so damn elitist about it when it’s literally just a fucking hot drink

Tea bags, I mean who even uses those ?”

96% of tea consumed in the UK is from bags, you bellend.

bigbardafree:

if someone ever tells you “but I don’t think of you as ______ I think of you as a person” what they are really saying is “I don’t consider _______ people”

(via carbonatred)

blastortoise:

Look here nigga! I’m black! And i think that reverse racism is real! I’m black nigga don’t forget. I’m black! - white people on anon

Payday 2 sucks.

colinhanks:

Do you ever go to comment on something or reply to it then stop halfway through and think like man why do I say things

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

(via lesbiangrrrl)

(via henteye)

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

(via t34ch3r)