My name is Jordan. I am 24 and terrible. I am from Kent in England. I make music and like Star Trek and comics and video games. Cishet white male and exactly as boring as you'd expect. I'm saving to do a Master's degree, and I have a donate button in case anyone wants to help out (which is unlikely). Hopefully I won't need it.
Friend Code: 1134-7743-9024
all I want is a god damned deviled egg on Easter is that too much to ask
Excuse me, I think you mean a Messiah’d egg, this is Jesus’s day.
The light was just stressing me out. I think I’m getting more and more broken as time goes by, like I would say the smallest things keep getting to me, but it’s not even the smallest things because that implies it’s minor problems that I’m overreacting to. I’m reacting negatively to completely neutral things, things that I have no reason to feel weird about, I’m so shitty, someone should just put me down.
I keep seeing Instagram posts like “consistency is the sexiest thing a man can give me” like rly? consistency? you want him to just do the same shit day in and day out? never change? never surprise you? just be consistent? or do you mean you want honesty, loyalty? it’s not consistency you want in a man trust ✋
I want consistency. A very specific consistency. Soft to the touch, and yet still strong. Doesn’t fall apart easily. Rises to the occasion.
Yes, I’m talking about baking bread.