You'll Have to Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel

You'll Have to Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel

My name is Jordan. I am 24 and terrible. I am from Kent in England. I make music and like Star Trek and comics and video games. Cishet white male and exactly as boring as you'd expect. I'm saving to do a Master's degree in Sound and Music for Interactive Games, and I have a donate button in case anyone wants to help out (which is unlikely). Hopefully I won't need it.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
badatstuff badatstuff Said:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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(via mens-rights-activia)

badatstuff:

Go sports!

mitochondria-eve:

UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW

(via mens-rights-activia)

sickxcunt:

me at partys

sickxcunt:

me at partys

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(via locrlian)

My hair smells of apples and lemons and my body smells of orange and ginger, I’m ready for anything tbh.

spacetwinks:

[posts about Bart Vs. Australia as if it were a documentary]

(via sigurrossgeller)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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YES

Very cuddly, bring love.

dssgn:

i don’t think i’ve ever loved a house more than i love this one. it’s absolutely perfect. muntin windows are my favourite.

oh my goddd, i want a house like this so bad.

source: mamawatters / mamawatters

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