My name is Jordan. I am 24 and terrible. I am from Kent in England. I make music and like Star Trek and comics and video games. I'm saving to do a Master's degree, and I have a donate button in case anyone wants to help out (which is unlikely). Hopefully I won't need it.
Friend Code: 1134-7743-9024
This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down
Long live the king
When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.
"Most housewives cannot tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead crab."
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
I had an idea for a comedy sketch today, and the casting call which would result is so absurdly specific that you’d just never find anyone.
ah, just another day of disappointing my parents and no one making out with me
Jason Jones talks to a Russian woman protesting against Russia’s anti-gay laws.
How do you even go about finding uni accommodation, is there some way of making sure the people you’re sharing a house with aren’t a bunch of dicks?
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
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